no title will fit this nonsense...

so here it is another day

another day with nothing to say

i tried and tried and tried to think

my lack of thought is starting to stink

maybe it is time to close this blog

go outside and play with the dog

or catch a ride with a crazy old man

who eats cold chili straight from the can

and holds me hostage in the back of his van

i will start to sing at the top of my voice

till finally he tells me that he has no choice

but to kick me out on the side of the road

because my singing voice is worse than a toad

i'll wander around till i find a shack

occupied by spiders and a snake that is black

i'll stay there for a day or two

or maybe until the moon turns blue

one day i will look out into the fog

and there will stand my faithful old dog

she'll lead me back to this little space

where once again i will take my place

in the make believe world called the twilight zone

where i write this crap that makes you moan (not that way!)

and now it is time to set you all loose

i hope you enjoyed my imitation of Seuss !!

~Lia  1/19/2016